The Cave (Reported Closed)

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VAdams

Joined 3 years ago

Hot men simulate sex on women. I went Saturday night with my girlfriends. We were told the show started at 10pm but it was close to 11pm before the show actually started. I was at Fuzion to see them, and it litterally looked like someone's basement with some card tables and plastic table cloths. The stage is two small grey podiums, that held up very well, all things considering. The background was two posters of men and the bare stone wall. Kinda like my college dorm room. The MC was constantly trying to sell their buckets of beer and other drinks. CONSTANTLY! We had a terrible time at the bar. (Alas, I do not remember the bartender's name.) Slowest dude ever. Got one drink order completely wrong, and he did not have water for our designated driver.

Ok, the show. Here's what happens in the show: Gals sign themselves (or their friends) up to be in the "hot seat." Every man who strips does so with a girl in the hot seat. Most of the show involves him pretending to have sex with her in every position imaginable. (I was not a fan of this, I prefer more dancing and stripping.) Then once he is finished his routine, he goes into the audience and grinds with several audience members. If they encourage him with dollar bills, he will stay and do extra things, if not he will move on his way. Important note: even if you do not wave bills in the air, they may still touch or grind with you, no matter how uncomfortable you look. There were five men the night I went. Eventually they are all in the audience. The show ended around 12:30am. Oh yes, and no matter how many times they may tell you you're going to see a penis, you're not.

Bottom line, if you're into hands on entertainment, go for it! If you're into look but don't touch, try somewhere else.

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goodgirl713

Joined 6 years ago

Best buns in Philadelphia. I went to the cave last weekend for my girlfriend's birthday

it was crazy , we had second thoughts about going but.......

the men were hotttttttt , the waiters were super nice and we even

got some free drinks from the hot bartender joe .

I going back next time i have a reason , im looking for a new friend

who's birthday is this weekend coming .... playing .

ladies you will have a great time i recommend it .

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misswood

Joined 7 years ago

great place for a girls night out!. I was there twice.. Once for a "birthday" and then just for a girls night and both nights were so fun! The guys are VERY hott! Every girl should go their at least once!

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snailgenie

Joined 7 years ago

Stripping Salesmen. Yes, they shake their moneymakers. But really the money making is what its all about. Everything is for sale and geared toward making a sale. The host spent more time on stage than the dancers and he was constantly asking for tips, selling shots, selling dances. And the guys don't even take off their baggy bikini bottoms. If you've got cash to burn, go for it. If not...you'll get more male attention at a regular dance club.

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princessbabygurl215

Joined 8 years ago

Bachelorette Central!!!. I took my best friend here for her bachelorette party, and it was an awesome night! We were entertained from the moment we walked in, and were greeted by the sexy waiters serving drinks, to the moment the show began, and the hott dancers, and the great music!!! The entrance fee was totally affordable, and i would definitely go back for my next brithday or for a casual night out with the girls! Oh did I mention the men were hott, and extremely friendly! Plus you can go into Club Flow, and dance when the Cave show is over!!!

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btl

Joined 8 years ago

A lot of fun. I would recommend this place for a girls night out.I took my friend there before she got married and we had the best time. The only thing that I didn't like was the fact that one of the dancers helped himself to the stack of ones that we had on the table. He didn't steal it, he just did a little trick with it and considered it his tip. Ladies, definitely check this place out, but hold on to your money!!!!

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eyecandiex04

Joined 9 years ago

the cave guys r hot!. if u are looking for a fun nite out with the girls then the cave is definately the place 2 go! the guys are so nice and friendly, it seemed like they took the time to either talk 2 or dance with every girl in the place! even if one of the guys werent as hot as the others, their personality makes them hot! they are soooo nice! the only bad thing was too many horny girls actin like they never seen a guy in their life and it was kinda crowded,and the place kinda small. but another good thing is that u get into flow for free,and the guys from the cave go 2, and u can dance some more with them!

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erica85

Joined 9 years ago

The Best!!!. The men of the cave work for their money!! It is not expensive to get in at all. The men not only dance for you they dance with you! The host of the show is very funny and makes you feel comfortable. There is a lot of room to see all the men! Awesome Place!!! Plus you can go to Club Flow after for free to dance with more guys. Most of the time the Cave men go out to the Club and dance with you.

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mostess

Joined 10 years ago

Very hot guys. Well worth the cover! The guys are friendly and hot. THey may be there to make money but you would never know it, they're so cool. They were relaxed and wanted us to have fun. The music was good and the place has a cool cave-like atmosphere.